Mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho,

mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,

na milte ho na sms karte ho ,

kya tum mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

Mohabbat mein jeene wale

Mohabbat mein jeene wale Khushnaseeb hote hain.

Mohabbat mein marne wale Ajeeb hote hain.

Aur, Har waqt Mohabbat ki baatein karne wale Bad-tameej hote hain.But wait?..

Aisa apun ko lagta hai.Aapko kya lagta hai ?

Jawaab do?

Warna jawaab nahi dene wale Dimaag ke marij hote hain !heheheheheheheheheehehe!

Ek Baar Aankh Or Dil

Ek Baar Aankh Or Dil

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Main Lardayi Ho Gayi..!!

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Dil : Dekhte Ho Tm

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Or Dard Mujhe Hota 

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Aankh : Dil Lagate Ho

Tm Or Rote Hain Hum

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Tab Hi Gaal Bola : Saalo Kameeno

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Thappad Tu Main Hi Khata Hun.. :-P  :-D

Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Student Funny SMS

The most funniest situation in student's life:

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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"